I fear that the days of me being able to honestly claim that I look better than Britney Spears are coming to their end. By the looks of her abs recently, homegirl has obviously been hitting the gym, or at least the lipo clinic. 
Hot Britney
It was strange to wake up this morning and not be haunted by the sounds of Britney Spears thighs rubbing together. Most importantly that Jelly-Arm is no longer threatening the lives of innocent people every time Britney breaks out into the Hit Me Baby One More Time dance from her glory days.
Although I jest, I am SOOOOOOOO pulling for Britney to make a come back, even if it takes her 4000 cans of Redbull to get there. Mainly, I just want to win a bet I made back in October that included finger snapping and me yelling, “She WILL make a comeback honey! Mark my words.” Although this could wind up going too far and she could end up Nicole Richie skinny....that would be the hotness. Work it Brit.
