If I went crying to the press every time one of my parent’s pissed me off, I’d have my own periodical. What’s the deal with Ireland Baldwin? I mean really, so what if her Dad left her this voicemail: "I don't give a damn that you're 12-years-old or 11-years-old, or a child, or that your mother is a thoughtless pain in the ass who doesn't care about what you do. You've made me feel like shit"? 
Alec & Ireland Baldwin
I hope you realize by now I’m kidding. Obviously, brother Stephen’s new found Born Again Christianity is not rubbing off on big brother Alec. But hey, he’s got a hit show, he’s excused right? I jest. Yes it is wrong to act like a twelve year old and leave your, actually-12-years-old child voicemail telling her how she makes me YOU feel.
Obviously someone’s spent a little too much time in therapy being asked the question, “How does that make YOU feel.” Maybe it’s time to start thinking about someone else Alec. Like your kid.
At least little Ireland’s destined to grow up hot like her mom, Kim Bassinger. Hopefully she won’t get the fat, sleezy, greaseball gene from dear old dad.
