In the only good move Crazy John Travolta has made this year, he refused to show his naked behind in the movie Wild Hogs because, according to the star, “it isn’t toned enough.” Excuse me? Isn’t toned enough? Wouldn’t he have to drop the excess lard before “toning” was even a concern? 
Man Boobs Travolta
Anyway, I’m sure this victim of gynecomastia was really pumped to show his nude ass until he got a message from Xenu instructing him not to. Isn’t it bad enough that Kelly Preston has to look at his man-cottage cheese booty?
Why make the rest of us suffer?
