Question: What do you do when you’re looks are diminishing due to excessive drug use and you’re at the premier of what’s sure to be your last role for a long time?
KiKi in Japan
Answer: If you’re Kirsten Dunst you get tanked, wear a sack that makes you look pregnant and flaunt your fang-toothed smile.
Hollywood’s latest trainwreck showed up at the Tokyo premier of the third installment of the Spiderman series looking like this. True, it’s a step up from the trailer park prostitute look she was rocking during a recent trip to Hawaii, but child please!
I’d rather kiss my mom than look like that. Woof.