The movie that gave us the infamous “toilet bowl scene” is set to keep me off drugs for at least another 10 years. “Trainspotting” director, Danny Boyle has confirmed that he has secured the rights to the sequel, “Porno,” and has gone so far as to report that the original cast is on board. 
Trainspotting Cast
Despite many a public proclamation by the star of the original film, Ewan McGregor,
that he would have nothing to do with a sequel, Boyle has said that “all the actors” will return. I can’t understand why McGregor wouldn’t want to return. I wish somebody paid me to get dirty and take Vicodin. (You know those bitches are going the extra mile to “get into character”).
It looks like we’re going to have to wait a while before this masterpiece is actually made, as Boyle is waiting for the actors to be over forty. He wants them all to look “weathered” from years of shooting the Brown Sugar. I say if he’s looking for weathered bitches to do drugs on screen he should call up Lindsay Lohan and her mama Dina. But that’s just me.
