I get sad when girls that I used to think were hot enough to make me want to fulfill all of my boyfriend’s fantasies and switch hit for, take a beating w/ the ugly stick. Two of my favorite big-boobied blondes, Jenna Jameson and Jessica Simpson have done just that. 
Jenna Jameson
Jenna – Eat Something! Seriously, I’m a huge proponent of never being too rich or too thin, but I’d be afraid to get freaky and slap your ass because you look like you’d break.
Jessica and the NunJessica – Just because you’re dating John Mayer, doesn’t mean you have to look like him. The busted hairdo, tees and jeans make you look like you belong in that mini van. The only things you’re missing are four screaming brats in the backseat and a pack of cigs you bought from an Indian reservation off the Internet in your hand.
Get it together girls.
