Bring on the Team Larry Shirts! The anti-climactic announcement revealed this afternoon that, as we all expected, Larry Birkhead is the biological father of DannieLynn Hope. For some reason, right now I’m resisting the urge to take off my shirt and yell, “Trim Spa Baby!” 
Birkhead/Stern
The custody battle between Vergie and Larry is now on and Howard K. Stern has already chosen sides apparently hugging it out w/ Birkhead outside of the courtroom and saying, "I am obviously very disappointed ... I am not going to fight Larry Birkhead for custody." Stern added, "I will do everything I can to make sure he gets sole custody."
He also stated that he wants the transition of custody to be gradual. AKA: He’d like enough time and contact with Birkhead to get him hooked on methadone and whack him. This ho will do whatever it takes to get custody of this child and the millions she stands to possibly inherit.
I think I’m over this saga. Let’s hope Lindsay-Lohan-In-Training, Hayden Panetierre (of NBC’s Heros) flashes her vajayjay soon so I have another story to get emotionally involved with.
