Both Kate Moss and Penelope Cruz (with the help of her equally gorgeous sister) are set to launch their own fashion lines. Penelope and Sis
Moss’ faux-riginal fashions will be sold in London’s high-end retailer TopShop and Barney’s in NYC. Basically, if you can afford to have a raging coke habit you can afford Kate Moss’s fashion line. She sticks with her own kind. Rumor has it that Pete Doherty is helping promote the line by offering to shoot up with the first three people to purchase a pair of Kate’s skinny jeans.
The Cruz sisters will be hocking their frocks in Mango, Spain’s equivalent to H&M and they will serve as the faces of the 25-piece line. We are bound to see hundreds of adoring fans stuff their muffin tops into a pair of $29.99 Penelope-designed hot pants.
What would really be the hotness is if Tim Gunn, who has just signed on to do Season 4 of Project Runway, hosted a competition between Penelope, Kate and other aspiring Celeb designers. I would LOOOOVE to see him telling Kate’s ass to “make it work” while she chased Penelope around begging her to do “just one bump” with her.
