by Jane Marie
How come nobody told me Russia got it’s own Fashion Week? I assumed the runways would be parades of grandmas in babushkas, but that would’ve been a step of from what we actually saw.
Not that the fashion really mattered. I’m sure the shows were just a ploy to get people into tents filled with bikini waxers pressuring you to buy bottles of overpriced creams.
Luckily for the Russians, they’re still stuck in the 80s, which makes them trendy this time around. Little Suzy rockin those 1982 high-waisted Levis she got for her 14th birthday has no idea how much Kate Moss would jock her vintage digs.
The only thing missing was Sylvester Stallone, but he too had jumped on the 80s bandwagon and was busy promoting the next installment of the Rocky series, The Wrath of Adrian, in which Rocky takes on feminism and brings his wife into the ring and beats her to a bloody pulp.
