There must be a better wayOh, no, she didn't! Well, probably not, but she must have a movie coming out soon, because the Huvane-ity (publicist-driven rumor campaign) is cranking up again, and this time no one is safe. Not even happily married men she's been friends with for years.
In the last week alone the Great American Spinster has been linked to at least three men, each candidate more ridiculous than the last. It's like, "Aww, gimme a break, for cryin' out loud!" Everyone knows she has to pay for her dates/red carpet escorts. And she must pay very well, because they always drop out of sight for a half a year or so. They're either emotionally traumatized or they can suddenly afford an extended vacation.
But I dunno about her falling for a married guy, especially someone who's been a friend for as long as Paul Rudd, the alleged object of her "secret love". I'm not terribly fond of the manly actress, but I think she's got more sense than that. Huvane will have to do better that that if he expects to make his client a box office draw using imaginary boyfriends as opposed to her acting ability. Apparently both are nonexistent.
