TinsleyAnd as you may have guessed her new show High Society is turning out to have an ironic title very quickly. Tinsley Mortimer is a girl who decided she would be the next New York socialite when she married her now ex-husband Topper Mortimer, heir to the Standard Oil fortune, (how much do you love these names? Are they names? are they types of wood furninshings? Guessing is half the fun?!) Anyway, smart Tinsley (following right in Paris's footsteps) decided she would have a camera crew (and writers) guide her fresh start as a single lady who I think is of course embarking on some sort of fashion career. Her new life is full of great characters that are definitely going to steal the show from her because they are just appalling human beings which as we all know is the perfect ingredient for viewer addiction (that and puppies rolling around.) For example. her best friend Jules Kirby said she wouldn't want to be friends with fat people, gays, blacks or Jews but she would like to work at the U.N. Or there is Paul Johnson Caleron (PJC) who thros his drink in a woman;s face in the first episode. When the police come he escapes in his limo and keeps partying. Classy. So basically we are looking at a younger version of The Real Housewives of New York with probably equal amounts of crazy (though I don't know. Ramona is pretty hard to top. She called herself an older Cameron Diaz) but more blond hair. The show will follow another sophisticated show all about classy ladies called America's Next Top Model tonight on the CW. Did the CW really think there was some kind of fake blond socialite void on the network? I mean they have Serena. All that girl is now is boobs, hair and sex in coat closets at charity balls.Tinsley
