God, I hate that bitchOh, that Dr. Drew. What he'll do for ratings. It isn't enough to show addicts in severe detox and withdrawal. Oh, no. He wants to spice it up this season, so he's pitting former lovers Sizemore and Fleiss against each other.
See, in the real world they don't put former lovers into treatment together, especially those who have a history like these two do: the drug binges, the assaults, arrests, prison time ... these two are obviously severely toxic together. It's a recipe for failure. A spectacular, highly-publicized meltdown. It's like throwing the Christians to the lions. There could be no other reason for this casting.
Tweaky Sizemore got added to the cast this week after getting arrested for outstanding drug warrants - he was popped Thursday, and with Dr. Drew by Friday. That's what you call aggressive recruiting. Too bad the only one who'll benefit from all this mess is Dr. Drew. And you thought Dr. Phil was bad. (Well, he is, but he's hardly alone, now, is he?)