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It was a lot worse than it lookedIf anyone has any doubts that Michael Jackson was in a bad way before his death, the Coroner's report released today should erase them. There were anxiety meds, panic attack meds, muscle relaxers, anti-depressants and enough Propofol to sedate the Budweiser Clydesdales, and all of it was supposedly Michael's. He must have been in a drug-induced stupor 24-7. How sad that his children's last memories of him are of a drug-addled bag of bones. I hope at least the nannies had the sense to shield them from Daddy's drug den.

While Papa Joe, Randy and the other Jackson outcasts threw themselves in front of any camera they saw, Dr. Conrad Murray was arraigned and charged with involuntary manslaughter in the superstar's death. He plead not guilty and bailed out with a warning from the judge not to over-medicate any more people to death. Giving Michael Jackson Propofol like that, and then leaving him unattended to go chat on the phone, was horribly negligent. The doctor had to know there were serious risks; otherwise why would he have drugs on hand to counteract the effects of sedatives. You know, to jumpstart his heart again if he needed it.

HaydenHayden Pannetiere is apparently on board to produce a new drama for the CW network that focuses on the intense lives of a group of Harvard Medical School students. Because when I think of brilliant young med students Hayden Panettiere is the first thing that flashes into my mind. The show has been tentatively given the imaginative title of "HMS". So now I am thinking Hayden probably is involved. The show will be told through the point of view of a young female medical student who will not be played by Pannetiere. "Mystic Pizza" writer Amy Holden Jones will be penning the script. Hmm. A medical drama about sexy young people told through the voice of a neurotic but appealing young doctor (almost)?

BrittanyWell that was quick, wasn't it? And unfortunately, it's also not surprisingly in the least. The LA County Coroner has ruled Brittany's death was caused by "community acquired pneumonia, iron deficiency anemia, and multiple drug intoxication", according to TMZ. That pretty much means that like Anna Nicole Smith, Brittany had some serious health issues but the people around her kept her too f**ked up to seek proper medical treatment.

Perhaps that's the real reason Slimy Simon canceled his fundraiser grand opening for his Brittany Murphy Foundation, a new non-profit he's founding with no clear goals or organization but worth, in his mind, $1,000 a plate. Perhaps Simon's thinking about the prescription bottles found with his name on them ... or all those ATM withdrawals investigators may find.

Will Simon, or anybody else, face charges over Brittany's death? It remains to be seen, but obviously someone dropped the ball. I wonder how long it will be before Brittany's mom (and heir) gets sick of his malarkey and sends him to the curb.

Jen and Jess on MCJessica Biel and Jennifer Garner grace the cover of Marie Claire this month looking equally adorable. The two new besties became fast friends on the set of their new film Valentine's Day which comes out next Friday. Anyway, it looks like Jen and Jess did all the normal things that best friends do like put on beautiful gowns and then make funny faces, put on sun glasses and pose for pictures and of course just prance around in a giant studio. Jen also complimented Jessica's ability to play fake drunk, like a good friend would. They also talked about some other things with the magazine:
Jessica on Jennifer's daughter Violet: "Oh, I heard the sweetest story about Violet the other day. One of Violet's classmates came up to her and said, 'I heard Jennifer Garner lives in your house.' And Violet said, 'No, she doesn't.' The other kid kept insisting, so Violet came home and asked you, 'Mom, who is Jennifer Garner and why are people saying she lives with us?'" Garner: ""She just knows me as Mom, so I did have to explain to her for the first time about the difference."

melWhat an arrogant prick. But we knew that about Mel, didn't we? He's proven it time and time again.

Mel has been trying to rehab his image for the last few years. He tries and tries but the arrogant prick in him always manages to shine through. I used to think it was because he was just a nasty drunk, but from the looks of the clip Celebitchy is running he can be plenty nasty without booze.

In the clip a reporter asks Gibson if he thinks the public will look at him differently because of all his little scandals - the DUI, the sugar tits, the affairs, and finally the love child. Sure, we'll look at him differently. Mel Gibson was an A-list leading man in the 80s. Now he's just an arrogant prick making weird movies nobody wants to see.

Perhaps Mel knows this, because he became rather snotty with the reporter. “That’s almost four years ago, dude. I’ve moved on I guess you haven’t.” The reporter pressed on, further annoying Mr. Fertility. When the reporter closed the interview and signed off, Mel thought the cameras had stopped filming and muttered, "Asshole," shaking his head. Huh. I know you are but what am I?